lookingformymelody:

kloroformkandi:

daruncic:

therocknrollgeek:

vegitariandino:

adventureblock:

schavva24:

koschei-the-deathless:

crystalsoulslayer:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

whatiselle:

naked

well this is awkward

I either AM Zaphod Beeblebrox, or I have access to the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

I am now a TARDIS.

i am now

KATIE OF THE BUBBA GUMP SHRIMP CORP.

DUDE!!! I HAVE FUCKING WINGS MAN!!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!

I am now a sour patch kid looking for a sour patch parent.

I now have the powers of a 1920’s style bathing suit

Fear my watery wrath

I now have access to powers of the super Mario universe.

Rush Roll the Bones tour shirt.

I Control the forces of Life and Death, of Time and Space! Downside is which one relies on a dice roll.

Spiderman, bitches!
Well, this is actually very strange considering last week I got what I think to be a spider bite that still hasn’t gone away.
IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

I’m a Zebra bitches.

i’m wearing an ozzfest tshirt so i guess i have the powers of the devil on a quad. this pleases me so much.

2 months ago  /  106,336 notes  /  Source: otomegane